Writer-director Amy … The Kranks are part of a Christmas-obsessed community that won't rest until every hall is decked with holiday cheer. That's like... 16 walls!" They're just that good. Seventeen picks products that we think you'll love the most. From over 80 years of funny quotes in film, here are our 50 favorites. "McLovin? Copyright © 2021 Doug Manning. So I picked up a knife, and told him it was his fault I was           stabbing him.”
          Living Out Loud (1998) – Liz Bailey (Queen Latifah)
46. Thus, they will help us to laugh even when you are tired or get a little stressed. “I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. Which quotes from funny Christmas movies?From modern Christmas movie classics like A Christmas Story and National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation to the newest holiday movie releases like Arthur Christmas, these movies keep us laughing long after Santa arrives, gifts are opened and … Quotes from your favorite movies are basically their own language, and the best ones are hilarious. “I have an interesting case. And breasts that seemed to say...”Hey! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time." “To do then now would be retro. “I seen’t you pull somebody’s jaw bone off. With this truth in mind, we offer up our favorite 50 funny quotes from films over the past years. And a body that could melt a cheese       sandwich from across the room. — David Ruffin, The Temptations, 19. It doesn't matter if the film is funny, only that the line is. Look at       these! "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." Interested in more movie quote lists? Top 10 Funniest Movie Quotes of All Time - Subscribe http://goo.gl/Q2kKrDThe Ultimate Comedy Playlist is brought to you by Musical.ly. “I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults       that we are. "Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues." Some are obscure, but all are funny. “When God created woman, he gave her not two breasts but three. Now, since it was all free, and I wasn’t hungry but thirsty, I must’ve drank me fifteen Dr. “Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.”
          Naked Gun 33 ½ : The Final Insult (1994) – Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)44. "I like fluffy!" She can't ever know I was here." The Court Jester (1955) - Hubert Hawkins (Danny Kaye)24. 1. 424 voters. Drew?" Have I made myself clear? The       only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that's coming       quickly.”
          History of the World Part I (1981) – Comicus (Mel Brooks)6. “If we bury you ass up, I’ve got a place to park my bike”. "I know you've been embezzelin' my pizzas, and I will catch you eventually. What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? Klaus . By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”
         Airplane (1980) – Elaine Dickinson (Julie Hagerty)10. My husband cheated on me left and right. Funniest movies quote one-liners to keep you laugh or at least smile when you remember the movie. Year . Give me frogs! “I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille. 25 Best Harrison Ford Movie Quotes of All Time Parade Magazine - Lindsay Lowe Harrison Ford’s career has spanned more than 50 years, but he made his big break with his debut as Han Solo in 1977’s Star Wars and as Indiana Jones … "Donkey, You Have The Right To Remain Silent. 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) Chastity: I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed? “I don't date these girls because they're well-read. "You don't know about real loss, because that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself." “Some people play hard to get. I       looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.”      Annie Hall (1977) – Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) 34. Jess Denham @jess_denham. "I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. “The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.”
          Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989) – Cliff Stern (Woody Allen)18. Some lines just sparkle. A good comedy — … “During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. — Alex Fielding, Twitches, 23. Rick (Humphrey Bogart) Insomnia. The Japanese version of the line — "Kimi no hitomi ni kanpai'' — literally … 1. — Mrs. George, Mean Girls. “I’m kind of psychic. I want to live.” — Chiwetel Ejiofor as Solomon Northup in 12 Years a Slave. Nothing super about them. 20 Anchorman Quotes…Don’t Act Like You’re Not Impressed — Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson, Central Intelligence, 31. Share. Yeah, buy some … The 100 best movie quotes of all-time as chosen by Hollywood. “You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.”
             Animal Crackers (1930) – Captain Spaulding (Groucho Marx)35. — Tony Stark, The Avengers, 14. This escape for sometime, for a good laugh, is worth it. "Liar! Top 10 Worst Movie Quotes: These are the top 10 worst lines, according to a polling of 2,000 movie-goers in the UK in late 2004. "I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!" The best movie quotes of 2018, as voted by visitors to moviemistakes.com. on the Q.T.? It's probably safe to assume that the most-quoted genre in all of cinema is probably comedy. 25. Here are 20 of its best quotes "All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle, and a silly old hamster! “If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”
          Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) – Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)32. Try me again, and I promise you that you and I are gonna have a Middle Passage experience, a fight for survival, and I will win. Said, ‘What do we do with the useless boob?’, and God created man.”
          A Prairie Home Companion (2006) – Dusty (Woody Harrelson) 37. "I share a drawer with a phone book and she’s got two closets?" "I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!". But you, not me, oh god. “Time wounds all heels.”
          Go West (1940) – S. Quentin Quale (Groucho Marx)12. 'cause if it leaks to the V.C. Wanna see my ID? It doesn't matter if the film is funny, only that the line is. "I'm Al Gore, I used to be the next president of the United States.”
          An Inconvenient Truth (2006) – Al Gore (himself)48. Airplane!, the greatest parody movie of all time, turns 40 today. "The best thing about visiting the President is the food! “We Romans are rich. We rounded up some of the funniest movie quotes from the best movies over the past 30 years. All rights reserved. But there she was, just as I       remembered her. Anything but *you*! But, I'm terrified of heights, so I don't like this." 3 Funny Movie Quotes From Tropic Thunder – “Everybody knows you never go full retard.” – “What do you mean?” – “Check it out. Great Odin’s Raven! — Mrs. George, Mean Girls, 2. "Give me some of your tots!" "There's no top part – I definitely remember Dad having a top part!" Feh! When can I move in?" "Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed." Kori Williams is the Editorial Fellow at Seventeen and covers celebrities, pop culture, music and what’s interesting on the internet. —Sean Maguire, Good Will Hunting Suggested by Jim D., Facebook “There's only two things I hate in this world. — Napoleon Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite, 13. “I was married. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!" “I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”      So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) – Charlie Mackenzie (Mike Myers)40. Here's an update on tonight's dinner. "I may have trouble remembering my own name, or what country I live in, but there are two things I can't seem to forget: that my own daughter threw me into a nursing home, and that she ate Minny's s*it." "If I wasn't terrified of heights, I'd like this. Haters gonna hate, but we totally feel you. “I have here an accident policy that will absolutely protect you no matter what happens. I seen’t it!” – Pineapple Express (2008) We've got a god for everything. “Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry?”      The House Bunny (2008) - Shelley Darlingson (Anna Faris)31. Dishonor on your whole family! — Veruca Salt, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, 5. Add something. They put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow into food, like pizzas!" The Best Quotes From 'The Hangover' Movie and TV Quotes. ", The Half of It (2020) Aster Flores (Alexxis Lemire)Previous 10 Days - Email - RSS, Serving inspiration-seeking movie quote lovers worldwide. The American Film Institute revealed the list on June 21, 2005, in a three-hour television program on CBS.The program was hosted by actor Pierce Brosnan and had commentary from many Hollywood actors and filmmakers. "Normally, someone would have to go to a bowling alley to meet someone of your       stature." “Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or       something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.”
          Dumb and Dumber (1994) – Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)19. The greatest, funniest, and most iconic movie and TV quotes from your all-time favorite comedies (and a few you probably haven’t seen). — Tess Coleman/Anna Coleman, Freaky Friday, 36. "What is this? 27. — Dr. James Possible, Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama, 44. Movie Quote Quiz. "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!" "Well, I've read through that Handbook For The Recently Deceased. When you're the middle child in a       family of five million, you don't get any attention." "”      The Naked Gun 2 ½: The Smell of Fear (1991) – Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)5. An 11 year-old is cutting my hair!" A school for ants?" — Lillian Donovan, Bridesmaids, 42. “Do you know who I used to be?”      The Producers (1968) - Max Bialystock (Zero Mostel)33. Spoiled, stupid little stick-figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. “Which reminds me of the time an Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, a Vicar, a Rabbi       and a Priest all go into a bar and the barman looks up and says 'Is this a joke? — Stitch, Lilo & Stitch, 4. — Deadpool, Deadpool, 32. — Madea, Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail, 35. I would catch it." And many famous quotes have originated from movies. "Could you like, chill for a sec?" Charlie and the Chocolate Factory . — Dr. Bey, The Mummy, 37. — Iyanla Vanzant, Girls Trip, 22. "What... How... Oh, look at this! Sometimes movie dialogue is so on point that it just has to be treasured, repeated, printed on T-shirts, and so forth. I WANT a SQUIRREL!" From over 80 years of funny quotes in film, here are our 50 favorites. I, myself, am strange and unusual." “What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Seventeen participates in various affiliate marketing programs, which means we may get paid commissions on editorially chosen products purchased through our links to retailer sites. “I know, I know. What You Lack Is The Capacity." — The Captain, Wall-E, 20. 1. Inspiring Disney Quotes to Keep You Motivated, 35 Grinch Quotes to Get You in the Holiday Spirit. — Cher Horowitz, Clueless, 11. — Twilight, 7. Comedy . "A jester unemployed is nobody's fool." I used to rub the dirty       parts.”
          Bananas (1971) – Fielding Mellish (Woody Allen)8. — Missus Walters, The Help, 38. — Annie James, The Parent Trap, 29. I have a fifth sense. — Mushu, Mulan, 34. — Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump, 40. — Barley, Onward, 21. — Parker Selfridge, Avatar, 15. You may be able to find more information about this and similar content at piano.io, "The Perfectionists" Chris Joining "Riverdale" S5, Selena Reveals Release Date for "Selena + Chef" S2, “Bridgerton” Fans Seem to Have Found S2 Clue, "Riverdale" Season 5 to Crossover with Katy Keene, "CAOS" Creator Hints at the Future of the Series, Netflix Movies to Watch When You Need a Good Cry, 10 Gossip Girl Gifts Blair Waldorf Would LOVE. It’s like I have ESPN or something.”
          Mean Girls (2004) – Karen Smith (Amanda Seyfried)21. “For just one night let’s not be co-workers. Here are the funniest movie quotes ever. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. "Earth is amazing! I'm treating two sets of Siamese twins with split       personalities. “Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot. — Jay, Men in Black, 43. "If they got me, got me got me, I got to get them, get them, get them." 2. Woman stood before God, with the middle breast       in hand. "Ain't nobody coming to see you, Otis!" More Klaus quotes. "Nothing goes over my head. “There's only two things I hate in this world. (1991) – Bob Wiley (Bill Murray)13. and then we'd all       be put out on K.P.”. — Evan, Superbad, 30. Discover unique things to do, places to eat, and sights to see in the best destinations around the world with Bring Me! I gave one of them a copy of       "Farewell to Arms". — Elle Woods, Legally Blonde, 41. When the middle one        got in the way, God performed surgery. "Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish!" Click here. Best movie quotes. Step Brothers, starring Will Ferrell and John C Reilly, is the most quotable film of the last 10 years. "By all means, move at a glacial pace. We may earn commission from the links on this page. — Rex Kramer, Airplane! So scroll and find your funniest movie quotes below. The       winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed ‘some kind of       beef.’”
          Meatballs (1979) – Tripper (Bill Murray)9. You don't know where that finger's been!" People who are intolerant of other       people's cultures and the Dutch.”      Goldmember (2002) – Nigel Powers (Michael Caine)2. We've got a lot of gods. “Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marching across your face.”      Steel Magnolias (1989) – Truvy (Dolly Parton)22. — Drax, Guardians of the Galaxy. — Oliver T'sien, Crazy Rich Asians, 9. "I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!" We prefer lines that make you laugh, even if you haven’t seen the movie. Have you got a house? Add your own! And now I think I'll have one on toast! If you lose a leg, we'll help you look for it.”      A Night at the Opera (1935) – Otis B. Driftwood (Groucho Marx)41. Christmas with the Kranks (based on John Grisham's Skipping Christmas) is a memorable holiday movie starring Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis.The renowned actors play a husband and wife, Luther and Nora Krank. "Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?" Bianca: I think you can in Europe. — Derek Zoolander, Zoolander. Arthur (1981) - Hobson (John Gielgud) 42. 1. It was veal. That delicately beautiful face. “When women go wrong, men go right after them.”      She Done Him Wrong (1933) – Lady Lou (Mae West)27. She thought it was a diet book.”      The Mirror Has Two Faces (1996) – Henry Fine (George Segal)30. Relive the funniest moments of the show and share some laughs. “There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your       flight. The Very Best Famous Movie Quotes of All Time (With Gifs!) We celebrate with the best quotes from the comedy classic. “I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. "See that? “I don’t want to survive. “Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I never tried.”
          Klondike Annie (1936) – The Frisco Doll (Mae West) 43. But once in a while can't you choose       someone else?”      Fiddler on the Roof (1971) – Tevye (Topol) 49. "Here's looking at you, kid." “Excuse me, sir. "Do you prefer 'fashion victim' or 'ensemble-y challenged?'" They’re upstairs in my       socks.”
          A Night at the Opera (1935) – Otis B. Driftwood (Groucho Marx)20. “God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at       cocktail parties.”
          Hackers (1995) – Kate Libby (Angelina Jolie)17. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?”      The Naked Gun 2 ½: The Smell of Fear (1991) – Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)3. 28. Let's be co-people.”      Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) – Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell)14. Walter Goodfellow (Rowan Atkinson ). The Most Famous Funny Movie Quotes “Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do somethin’ like this – and totally redeem yourself! The Hollywood Reporter asked 1,600 film industry professionals for their most loved lines. One day he tells me it's my       fault he saw other women. “I fart in your general direction. — Jenna Rink, 13 Going on 30, 15 Quotes From the Voices of the Year Recipients, Startling Images Show Trump Mob Breaching Capitol, Twitter Reacts to the Georgia Election Results, Seventeen's Media Awards: What Got Us Through 2020, Selena Calls Out Tech Giants for Enabling Mob, This content is created and maintained by a third party, and imported onto this page to help users provide their email addresses. "If you wear a dress, and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess." There are these things called farms. — Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus, 10. It was like a dream. Patch Adams (1998) – Patch Adams (Robin Williams)36. '”      Keeping Mum (2005) – Rev. Locusts! To do then then was very now-tro, if you will.”      A Mighty Wind (2003) – Mark Shubb (Harry Shearer)28. — Sherk, Sherk 2, 39. "YOU'RE nervous? “Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.”      City Slickers (1991) - Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal)26. he could become a M.I.A. Whether you’re a film buff or enjoy watching the occasional movie on Netflix, memorable movie phrases have likely made their way into your everyday vocabulary, presentations, or water cooler talk. "I drink your milkshake." We also prefer one quote rather than a dialogue to set it up. It's sex with someone I love.”
          Annie Hall (1977) – Alvy Singer (Woody Allen)29. "It's about time somebody stood up to Auntie Eleanor. — Bumper Allen, Pitch Perfect, 45. 1. “You know, my mother never had time for me. Peppers." "What the hell have you people been smoking out there?" — Lydia Deetz, Beetlejuice, 12. Mass Hysteria! " My reflexes are too fast. Clear?" A – Z Funny Movie Quotes. Here are the funniest movie quotes ever. — Kevin McCallister, Home Alone, 24. Buggin’ Whatever A full-on Monet The list could go on and on, but these are some of the standouts that Alicia Silverstone’s Cher had on rotation. See more 10 Things I Hate About You Quotes . Flies! We are your chosen people. Antz (1998) - Z (Woody Allen)45. "Why can't you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a NORMAL PERSON!?" Why that old       Jamaican will be mooning us, I have no idea.”
          Brain Donors (1992) – Roland T. Flakfizer (John Turturro)7. What one finds funny, another finds off-color or out-of-touch. - The Godfather, 1972. Best comedy movie quotes of all time. Fun fact: This line makes it … I play hard to want.”
          The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990) – Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay)25. You and your friends probably quote your favorite movies all the time when you need a good laugh, or the perfect selfie caption. “Attention. Quotes . “Dear Lillian, soon I hope to take you on a Caribbean cruise, where we can hold       hands on a soft summer's evening and watch that old Jamaican moon. Seeing as how the V.P. I used to design for GODS!" It leaves a dull impression on her mind.”      Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) – Butch Cassidy (Paul Newman)50. You will remember the movie scenes that you love. Klaus: A true selfless act always sparks another. 50 of the Funniest Movie Quotes Ever NextMovie Staff 06/19/2013. You know, I've always wanted a child. Let’s get the flock out of here.”      Lethal Weapon (1987) – Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson)16. What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?" — Wasabi, Big Hero 6, 3. Part of The American Film Institute (AFI 100 Years... series), AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movie Quotes is a list of the top 100 quotations in American cinema. We were       compelled to live on food and water for several days.”      My Little Chickadee (1940) – Cuthbert J. Twillie (W.C. Fields)39. “Don’t ever hit your mother with a shovel. 5. — Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Edward Cullen: "It's the national pastime." Best . It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.' “I'm a mog - half man, half dog. Ghostbusters (1984) -Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) trying to explain… "Supermodels - ha! With sound files for listening. — Miranda Priestly, The Devil Wears Prada, 8. "You're like a snack-sized Denzel." "If I wasn't terrified of heights, I'd like this. 26. You can check out other hilarity in our Arrested Development lines collection or general compilation of funny sarcastic quotes, as well as lines of a more serious note in our selection of the best quotes from This Is Us. "That's it, Dishonor! I'm getting paid by eight people.”
          Zelig (1983) – Leonard Zelig (Woody Allen)38. Here's a selection of some of our favourites quotes from some of the best films ever made "Doesn't everyone think they're different but, pretty much, we're all different in the same way? “Hey, don't knock masturbation. “I couldn't believe it was her. Dogs and cats living together! "Get that finger out of your ear! — Edna Mode, The Incredibles, 18. Funny '80s Movie Quotes The 1980s can be deemed as a high point for comedy movies that made audiences split their sides laughing. “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
          Animal House (1978) – Dean Wormer (John Vernon)23. Photo: Watchworthy. You know how that thrills me." Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) – French Soldier (John Cleese)15. And when I do, I swear ta God, you will neva deliver pizzas in this town again!" — Maui, Moana, 17. The smell of your weird is totally affecting my vocal chords. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of       elderberries. Check out the movie quotes below and test your memory to see how many you remember. Laughter is supposed to be the best medicine, right? I'm my own best friend.”      Spaceballs (1987) – Barf (John Candy) 4. — Bruce Wayne, Batman Begins, 33. "Are you insane? Funny The Office Quotes Worthy of The Dundie Awards. About Reel Life | Quote Feed | Submit a Quote | Contact Us | Privacy Policy | Sitemap. NYPD, means I will Knock Your Punk*ss Down!" Good Morning Vietnam (1987) – Adrian Cronauer (Robin Williams)47. Sons of the pharaohs! "Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? Movie . Famous and Funny Movie Quotes That’ll Leave You in Splits. Comedy movies have a way of helping us escape reality, and bring us into their world of fun, laughter, and hilarious punchlines. There Will Be Blood (2007) The fervor around "I drink your milkshake" was … Funniest Movie Quotes: A collection of some of the funniest film quotes from the last 50 years. Totally have it!" — Mr. Pizzacoli, Dude, Where's My Car? Updated February 26, 2020 1.1k votes 424 voters 109.2k views13 items. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.”
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